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Monica+Clinton - Katrina+Bush=Maybe you should have a woman for the next President. SMOOKING a little bit KILLS a little bit Funny wolrd’s news05-04-2005 A fake Bin Laden got shot in Costa Rica: A man wearing a mask of Ossama Bin Laden and trying to scare drivers with a toy gun got shot by one of the drivers who thought he was attacked. The false Bin Laden, a fifty years old worker was playing with children along the road side approaches the vehicles and got 2 bullets in his stomach. Actually, his days are not in danger. Bill paid with a delay of 24 years: A Norwegian who escaped from the Clarion Hotel without paying his bill 24 years ago sent an anonymous letter with 61 euros to compensate the stolen night. Mister explains that he didn’t pay because his special style of life but now it’s not the same anymore and he feels sorry. The hotel’s manager in Kristiansand (south of Norway ) sent the money to the salvation army. 11-04-2005 Tampax out of size: A man ask to a cashier where he could get Tampax? The third row on your left sir. 15 minutes later the guy is coming with 2 pounds of cottons and 2 meters of rope. The cashier is laughing and tells: I don’t think this is what your wife want. Last week I asked her to come back with cigarettes and she came with a bag of tobacco, so now she goes to make her tampax herself. xx-06-2005 The French man with radio in the head: A man from Paris in his office,around the Eiffel Tour, could listen the radio, just because he had 2 golden teeth 1 oxydated and not the other one. ( Lucky guy he didn’t have to pay for it) 02-10-2005 A very old French lady called the police: because she saw criminal activities. At the arrival of the police she explains to them that she saw everything at the TV!!! A police woman a little bit angry replies that Patrick Sebastien (famous TV presentator in France) was not GUILTY!!! 11-10-2005 6000000000 bullets were used in Irak: to kill 20000 people, an average of 300000 ammunitions per person!!!12-09-2006: sympatiquement feminin, sympatiquement masculin:Scientifically proved that women speak 4 times more than a man every day